Welcome to the Something Else archives. Here you’ll find personal essays, short fiction, and humor pieces.
The Dirty Life and Times of a Subway Sandwich Artist
FICTION: The Stapler
The Book of Young Jesus Coming Out at a Strip Club
Signs your new Tinder match is catfishing you, and is actually a catfish
Realizing You Need to Use the Toilet on the Bus: The Five Stage of Grief
On Coming of Age in a Tertiary Economy and The Tyranny of Bespoke (or How to Clean a Stove Top)
How Peyton Manning’s Postgame Interview Should Have Gone
No, I’m Not on a Date With the Kid I’m Babysitting
Speaking to Asian Girls: A Cautionary Tale
Why the Spider Party Should Take Office In 2016
