Welcome to the Something Else archives. Here you’ll find personal essays, short fiction, and humor pieces.

• The Dirty Life and Times of a Subway Sandwich Artist
• FICTION: The Stapler
• Signs your new Tinder match is catfishing you, and is actually a catfish
• Realizing You Need to Use the Toilet on the Bus: The Five Stage of Grief
• On Coming of Age in a Tertiary Economy and The Tyranny of Bespoke (or How to Clean a Stove Top)
• How Peyton Manning’s Postgame Interview Should Have Gone
• No, I’m Not on a Date With the Kid I’m Babysitting
• Speaking to Asian Girls: A Cautionary Tale
• Why the Spider Party Should Take Office In 2016
• Dispatches From Donald Trump’s America